OVERHEARD…

at the Pig n Whistle on 36th street in NYC.

1st NZ LADY – “Oh my. I just met Potholes new girlfriend.”
2nd NZ LADY – “Oh, what’s she like?”
1st NZ LADY – “Very tolerant. She told me on the quiet she thinks she loves her dog more than she loves Potholes. But then she said, he slobbers all the time, he’s always hungry, and he won’t stop humping her leg even if she swats him with a newspaper. The dog doesn’t do that stuff.”

Author: GBA

Retired New Zealand/American/British citizen living in New York City.

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