– Overheard in the Pig n Whistle on West 36th street NYC.

First NZ Lady – “Oh god, here he comes. Worst Aussie ever”.…..“Hello Potholes”

“Potholes” – Ah, g’day ladies. Luvly day eh?

First NZ Lady – “Yes indeed. Almost hot enough for a swim”

“Potholes” – “Yeah, it was a day like taday when my dad used to row me out in the bay and I’d swim back”

2nd NZ Lady – “Oh my, that must have been fun”

“Potholes” – “Swimming back was fun but getting out of the sack was the hard part!”  

Author: GBA

Retired New Zealand/American/British citizen living in New York City.

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