BEST 2016 CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES

3rd Place
Q: How do you make a Pizza?
A: I don’t know, but my friend Domi knows.

2nd Place
Q: What do you have if you build a big boat with several decks for your fish?
A: A multi-storey carp ark.

1st Place
Q: Who invented Riverdance?
A: An Irish family with 14 kids but only one toilet.

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